Krakt sanity

poststhatlinger replied to your photo: best ice cream ever

YOU’RE ALIVE

NO I’M JUST NOT DEAD.

best ice cream ever

favimation:

The Hardest Jigsaw by Eric Anderson

“My 3rd year film at cal arts.”

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frappuccino—bear:

kabukers:

captain-habit:

d34th4ndc0tt0nc4ndy:

cancerously:

buttpilgrim:

canni8al:

What’s your superpower?

Ally has mastered the ability to copy the weapons of her foes. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against multiple opponents. Ally developed the talent to make nightmares appear from nowhere. Tragically, Ally has a weakness of being clumsy.

Buttpilgrim developed the talent to confuse the fears of an adversary. He likewise wrangles with assailants wielding a magical sword made from cloth, however using this power makes him camouflaged for two days. Buttpilgrim can launch lightning bolts from his whip toward a distant area.

ok that sounds cool I guess, but what’s my weakness

Lamentably, Buttpilgrim becomes weak in the presence of physical matter.

well shit

Alex has inherited an extraordinary wisdom. She has the power to cause her opponents to become foolish and she brandishes a dangerous club that also grants a legendary attractiveness, however doing so makes her insane for ten minutes. Alex developed the talent to deflect explosive missiles and she has a magnificent knack at fighting in the dark. She likewise wages war with a cruel swarm of spikes that can force assailants to dance a jig. Lamentably, Alex is deathly afraid of zombies.

OKAY

Alexx has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against multiple antagonists. Also, it developed the talent to deflect javelins and it is protected from damage by power armor. Alexx is able to transform its body into fire, but using this power makes it almost weightless for minutes. Additionally, it possesses the power to take control of aging and bend it to its will and it has been known to make bisons appear from nowhere. Alexx can transform any penguin into a man and it has the power to create fluid out of thin air, however can only do so eight times a day. Terribly, Alexx is notorious for being blind.

XDDD

Kaz is able to rocket between dimensions using a marvelous surfboard, however only during a new moon. Additionally, he possesses the power to take control of vibrations and bend it to his will and he has been known to absorb the damage from mental attacks and use it to increase his dexterity, but never while performing a series of gestures. Kaz has mastered the ability to take control of sloths and he has been known to run through solid objects. He has the power to make duplicates of himself and he rides a bizarre car into battle, but never in extreme cold. Shamefully, Kaz has a weakness of being diseased.

Accurate. 

Kabukers is able to steal the physical attributes of her assailants and use it against them. Also, she developed the talent to erase the memories of others and she possesses an astounding dexterity. Kabukers has learned to transform any fish into kevlar and she possesses the power to transform fluid into mental energy. She also has been known to change shape into a spider and she has mastered the ability to make duplicates of herself. Kabukers brawls wielding a deadly gun made from corbomite. Tragically, Kabukers is handicapped by being unable to see cats.

•  Kabukers has learned to transform any fish into kevlar- LOL WAT.
• Tragically, Kabukers is handicapped by being unable to see cats.
• Kabukers is handicapped by being unable to see cats.
• handicapped by being unable to see cats.
• being unable to see cats.
•  unable to see cats.

UNABLE TO SEE CATS.

NOOOOOO
I LOVE CATS! 

Frappy lords over a array of earthworms. Additionally, she possesses the power to make parrots appear from nowhere, however never in darkness. Frappy has mastered the ability to confuse the memories of an enemy and she has a terrific charisma, but this power fades when she is knocked unconscious. Additionally, she developed the talent to transform fire into kevlar and she has learned to view distant locations with her mind. Frappy has the power to transform her body into fluid and she can block bullets and deflect them toward any rival close by. Terribly, Frappy becomes tired in the presence of mental energ

’ ^ ’ ….wha 

Krakt is able to create magic out of thin air. Additionally, she developed the talent to take control of kinetic energy and bend it to her will and she is able to run into the bodies of her assailants using a mind-blowing police call box. Unfortunately, Krakt takes harm from exposure to physical matter.

Oh my god I’m The Doctor.

poststhatlinger sent: I'M GOING WITH BRUNETTE.

WELL KARK

YOU SHOULD KNOW
SINCE YOU’VE SEEN A PICTURE OF ME.
LMAO.

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constantcalibrations:

xannerz:

buggy-love:

lundora:

sherlockholmesisreal:

consulting-hobbitses:

brillopadpudding:

avengersaccumulate:

Robert Downey Jr - Man Like Me. 

Just in case anyone hasn’t heard this, here you go. 
Thank me later.  

Robert, I didn’t know you sing too. I’ll just click - 

WAIT.

WHAT IS THIS EARGASM I AM HAVING?!
 

BUT I THOUGHT I WAS GAY! 

HOLY SWEET JESUS

YEP, DEFINITELY STRAIGHT.

JHUJNWTR

In which universe is this even fair?

WHY MUST YOU SET MY STANDARDS SO HIGH.

this really isn’t fair, guys.

the cast of the avengers is perfect.

and it’s like how are you this perfect.

HOW

Am i the only one thinking he sounds a little texan?

otherwise

marry me